tastefullyoffensive:

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rainbowbarnacle:

erynelanor:

a dudebro goes over to the frankenstein place and says “ugh, heavy makeup and fishnets are such an unattractive trend.” tim curry screams “I DIDN’T WEAR IT FOR YOU” and kills him with a pickax and then everyone eats him

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officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

childservices:

*reads bad horoscope* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch

sorry i havent been on here for a while but lemme tell u dis k
some lady came into work today (i work at a handbag store now) and she went straight to the rlly expensive handbags, and i asked her if she needed a hand and she asked me to get one of the Guess bags down for her, then she was like “do you think this is a bit too grown-up looking for a 12 year old?”
SHE WAS GONNA BUY A TWELVE YEAR OLD A GUESS HANDBAG
WILL THAT TWELVE YEAR OLD UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF THAT GUESS BAG???????? PROBABLY NOT UNTIL A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER WHEN THEY PULL IT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THEIR PILE OF STATIONERY THATS BEEN LEAKING PEN INK ALL OVER IT AND ALL THE STITCHING HAS COME UNDONE BECAUSE THEIR CAT TOOK A SHIT IN IT
DONT FUCKING BUY A TWELVE YEAR OLD A GUESS HANDBAG GOD FUCKING DAMNIT PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE IT

theonion:

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

aarontveeit:

i think google just found me my new favourite gif