bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

btw guys i went to a cat haven today
you literally walk into this big cage and there’s cats everywhere
it was so gr9 they all came running to us ahhhhhhhhhh

ladygolem:

tfw when you capture the pussy and you realise it’s tuesday

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nonespark:

#extreme discomfort

teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

  • Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
  • *Moves on with life*
  • Me watching movie: I like that actor
  • *looks actor up on Wikipedia*
  • *buys biography of actor*
  • *acquires all movies with actor*
  • *blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
  • *cries forever over actor*

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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paisley-bowties:

just got back from an 18th birthday - i am super pleased with my increased eyeliner skillz & my dress is patterned with vintage travel posters 

today was pretty good eh

EXCUSE ME ATTENTION EVERYONE CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS GIRL FOR A SEC JUST LOOK
minus-the-legend:

I only take selfies from this one angle, eat my shorts