me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

flickerman:

flickerman:

whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them

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I know I’ve done it before but if you guys could help me get ten more followers I’ll do the accent challenge xxxxxxxxxxx

denchgang:

hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

askaspookyskeleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔

wen u wanna run but ya titty wiggle

piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

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